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Urktapa
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:34 am |
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This thread is for interesting times while smoking. Ill start off when I was 17 I had my wisdom teeth removed. I was on heavy doses of vicodin and decided to hit my bong and see where that got me. I packed a bowl, smoked it, and sat back down in my chair. About 20 min later I got a huge urge to make a sandwich (damn munchies). So I get up make a nice ass sandwhich and sit back down to get my grub on. Soon as I opened my mouth to let this juicy sandwich hit my lips and toung I remembered I just had my teeth pulled and couldn't eat anything. So I had to dump my sandwhich and sit back down in disgust because I couldn't feed my urge... A sad week it was..
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Azire
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:49 am |
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One time i was coming down off e and decided to smoke with the Homies cause it always helps when your coming down, anyways Im not sure if it was the weed or the combination of the two but one second i was fine the next i was looking around my back porch looking at all my Homies and their girls and for the life of me couldn't figure who anybody was or if i even knew them, i was trippin so hard that i thought i must be on some new mtv show or something where they get you really fucked up to teach you drugs are bad. i wouldn't get off the couch because i thought as soon as i stood up that the camera crew was going to come out and i knew i couldn't handle that. Finally i decided to stare at my Homies girl until i could think of her name because obviously if she was at my house i had to know her...i finally figured it out and at that point realised i was fucking done, this is the one single time i have ever thought to myself "is this going to be forever?"
while sitting on the couch i lived something happening, it wasnt a dream i lived it. it was my girl and i sitting in the bedroom and me sitting on the bed next to her where she layed down and kept telling her to get up because we had to go inside (remember we are in the bedroom) and her sitting up and screaming at me "we are in the fucking house" of course at this point i snapped out of it.
Now if that wasn't bad enough i lived the same moment a second time a little while later and snapped out of it again. At this point Im thinking what the fuck is going on, Im trippin way to hard.
Now if any of that sounds crazy later in the night that shit fucking happens. when it did happen my heart started to race so fast i thought i was going to have a heart attack because obviously i had just seen the future TWICE!!
Another weird part of this night is i can only remember times when i wasn't moving. I see the night in flashes, whenever i was walking my memory is black until i stopped walking.
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Azire
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:54 am |
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Oh and i swear on everything i love the above story is true, and yes i still say to this day that i saw the future twice.
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smokesalot420
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:34 am |
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I've got one thts pretty fucked but hilarious at the same time. I was probably 15 at the time and me and my cuz take her 5 yr old son with us to dallas to get some dro from my bro. We get there and he's got some special brownies made and some reg ones. So were all smokin and eatin brownies when I ask my cuz where her son is. We find him hidin in a closest with the plate of special brownies and there almost all gone. So were all like fuck wht should we do. Well we giv it like 30 min and hes just sittin there all quiet when out of nowhere he just starts laughin his ass off. He did tht 4 abt 5 min then he just fell backwards and past out. Not a wrd from him the rest of the night. So thts 1 of my stories there's more 2 come.
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kingzer0
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:42 am |
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Joined: Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:49 pm Posts: 12 Location: orange county .cal
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So my story takes place in las Vegas when I turn 21 .My cus and one of my good friend and I took off for the weekend whit alot of "fun" pack for the trip .The first day was all about playin poker and black jack The next night I turn 21 ...fuct we when to strip club after strip club .well sum time around 2 o'clock my cus gave me two E pills whit out my knowledge has the nite when on things got harder to walk and talk But I'm not getting why so fuct up (i drink and smoke all the time) Ne ways let's get to the part where I asked a COP in uniform if he could hold my joint for a sec well I tie my shoe Now at this point I'm rollin so bad I can't keep my eyeballs from shaking my friend Daniel tells me that cop held the joint and let me tie my the whole time he was laughing whit his partner about how fuct up Im then asked who I was whit I guess my cus said that they were tryin to get me to the hotel They(cus and Daniel) say that I showed them (the cops) my I.D and I was telling the cops its my b-day so its okay I'm fuct up ...I still dont remember much of that couple dayz but asking a cop in Vegas to hold my joint so I can tie shoe WOWIE drugs are CRAZY
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smokesalot420
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:00 pm |
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Azire
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:57 pm |
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Damn zero i don't know how you didn't get in trouble for that lol
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Bait
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:37 am |
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K so one time my cousin came down from Scotland and got some weed from his dad down here and we started the day with a wake and bake then went t his uncles to watch the parade for canada day with the family. Anyways i bought a huge tub of gummy worms and ate the whole thing my self and man was it ever awesome! We went back to my house made some apple bongs (eating them is not advised lol) then drove around on my golf cart and just chilled. Next thing i know my neighbour comes over, one of my best buds and we smoke a fatty with him and this one was dfferent though cause we put in tobacco and ive never done this before, I dont smoke so i was like shit im gonna get fucked up but i smoked away. A little later i was laying in this tall ass grass just right fucked and all i could say was "I'm so fucked." They told me to do the robot cuase it would make me feel better so i started to dance like one and go beep boop boop lol. We finally started our way home and once i got in the drive way i threw up magical colors! it was like a rainbow out of my mouth from the gummy worms lol. It tasted good to ><
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